Ah, the strange and wonderful world we live in. Just when you think you’ve seen it all, along comes a story that makes you question everything you thought you knew about deli meats. Picture this: a quiet neighborhood in Ohio, the sun is shining, birds are chirping, and… […]
If you could bring back one dinosaur, which one would it be? If I could bring back one dinosaur, it wouldn’t be the ferocious, people-chomping kind. Oh no, I’d summon a chatty T-Rex with a flair for storytelling. Let’s call him Rex the Bard. Picture it: a T-Rex […]
Back last year when the pandemic was starting to take root in people’s consciousness, there was a run on toilet paper. People were buying up even odder things in large quantities. I placed an order on toilet paper. I still have enough for another year. But that is […]
I love watching movies. Or rather I should say I used to love movies and then I liked them and now I love them again. I made a very deliberate effort last year to watch, on average, two movies in the theaters each month. Granted, there are […]
She had been up since 3am. She just couldn’t sleep. She kept thinking of the word “dragnet” but she had no idea why that was so. At first she thought she couldn’t sleep because of the 5 large cups of coffee she had consumed the day […]
This year of 2019 is the year of the pig. An according to one website, “though not wasteful spenders, they will let themselves enjoy life”. And, as I have declared this my year of joy, I have to say hear hear to the year of the […]
Running I’m running so hard for you to find me Running so sad Boxing to climb the world Biting so mad Pounding the pavement Toxically so bad Baiting your senses For you are a cad Answering the clarion call But it’s just a fad Fading outwards and back […]
She loved coming up here ever since she was a little girl. Her pigtails may be gone but her enthusiasm and love of this spot was still wedged deep into her heart. And how could it not? The serenity was divine. The views even more so. […]
This was the happiest she had felt in decades. Even her t-shirt had the word “happy” on it. She had been sad for so long that she needed to proclaim, for the world to see, her full scale happiness. This was bliss. All the past pills, jobs, friends, […]
Don’t be frightened. Come right in. Anchor your boat and feel the seabreeze gently push you through the door. Despite the blood dripping from her mouth and her ghoulish grin, she is but a gentle child. She will do you no harm, I promise. That is, […]