There is apparently some government investigation called Operation Ghostbusters. I don’t know much about it, but I do know that the name has now taken on a whole new life in my head. I was lying on an ultrasound table recently, when the technician’s Spotify playlist decided to […]
Somewhere in Florida, a woman was heading home from a Halloween party at 4 a.m. dressed as a banana when she witnessed a car crash. Naturally, she did the responsible thing and called the police. And just like that, she became an internet sensation. A banana hero, if […]
Have you ever had a sloth in your life? Not the actual animal (although, honestly, look at those faces), but a person who moves through life at a pace that suggests they have absolutely nowhere to be until approximately 2047? Sloths are adorable. Those little faces! Those long […]
Apparently, 2026 is the year of Nessie. The Loch Ness Monster, Scotland’s most famous alleged resident and the ultimate queen of hide-and-seek, has reportedly racked up 15 on-site sightings so far this year. That’s more than double the six recorded in all of 2025. Across the decades, the […]
Scientists believe there may be planets beyond our solar system where life is more abundant and sustainable than on Earth. Imagine! Worlds where life has figured out how to thrive. Meanwhile, here on Earth, we can’t agree on healthcare, keep a straight face during a staff meeting, or […]
I have a problem with big pills. I cannot swallow them. My throat apparently has a strict size limit and refuses to negotiate. So I cut them in half. Sometimes quarters. My preferred pharmaceutical technology? A serrated kitchen knife. Yes, a serrated kitchen knife. Because nothing says responsible […]
What’s something you’ve done that you never thought you could? What’s something I’ve done that I never thought I could? Be a CEO. There. I said it. The woman who thought she was too introverted to lead an entire organization is apparently a natural at running one. Who […]
What’s the best online course you’ve ever taken? People ask, “What’s the best online course you’ve ever taken?” I love a question that assumes I have an answer. Honestly? I can’t think of a single one. I’ve taken workplace trainings. Some were a glorious three minutes of cybersecurity, […]
What’s something you’ve done that your past self would be proud of? Sometimes I wonder what my younger self would think if she could see me now. I think she’d be a little stunned. Maybe ask where the hell we got the money for all this. (Poverty has […]
There is a particular kind of mental irritation that comes from knowing you had a thought. A good thought. A potentially brilliant thought. A thought with legs, wings, and apparently, absolutely no interest in sticking around. You reach for it. Grasp, grasp, grasp. And it’s gone. You know […]
