Some people join a gym. Some people download a fitness app. And apparently, some people commit crimes and accidentally enter an endurance competition. A 51-year-old man in Windsor, England, recently led police on what officers dubbed the “Great Windsor Triathlon.” The itinerary? Steal a bicycle, ride it, abandon […]
Well, we fell back. And apparently, so did my mood. It’s barely afternoon and already looks like someone turned off the sun and forgot to pay the electric bill. The days are getting shorter, the skies are getting gloomier, and I’m beginning to feel less like a functioning […]
There is apparently some government investigation called Operation Ghostbusters. I don’t know much about it, but I do know that the name has now taken on a whole new life in my head. I was lying on an ultrasound table recently, when the technician’s Spotify playlist decided to […]
Somewhere in Florida, a woman was heading home from a Halloween party at 4 a.m. dressed as a banana when she witnessed a car crash. Naturally, she did the responsible thing and called the police. And just like that, she became an internet sensation. A banana hero, if […]
Have you ever had a sloth in your life? Not the actual animal (although, honestly, look at those faces), but a person who moves through life at a pace that suggests they have absolutely nowhere to be until approximately 2047? Sloths are adorable. Those little faces! Those long […]
Apparently, 2026 is the year of Nessie. The Loch Ness Monster, Scotland’s most famous alleged resident and the ultimate queen of hide-and-seek, has reportedly racked up 15 on-site sightings so far this year. That’s more than double the six recorded in all of 2025. Across the decades, the […]
Apparently, helium is having a moment. The U.S. Department of Energy has designated helium a critical material because the global supply is at risk and the stuff is indispensable for manufacturing semiconductors. The designation means more federal financing for helium producers and closer government monitoring. And here I […]
Apparently, scientists have turned art detectives and are investigating Vincent van Gogh’s The Starry Night. By tracing the celestial scene, they believe they may have identified the actual night sky that inspired the painting 137 years ago, as Van Gogh gazed upward from an asylum in France. Because […]
I finally started binge-watching The Gentlemen, Guy Ritchie’s Netflix series. I’d heard great things about it, but somehow never got around to watching it. Apparently, you can have six streaming services and still reach a point where you’re convinced there is absolutely nothing left on television. This is […]
Scientists believe there may be planets beyond our solar system where life is more abundant and sustainable than on Earth. Imagine! Worlds where life has figured out how to thrive. Meanwhile, here on Earth, we can’t agree on healthcare, keep a straight face during a staff meeting, or […]
