What is your favorite hobby or pastime? Little by little, I’ve been leaving my hobbies to the side. I used to write everyday, now I have pockets of time in which I don’t write. I can’t motivate. What I have been doing us watching old television shows and […]
I’ve always had a love-hate relationship with my refrigerator. On one hand, it’s the keeper of life’s little joys—late-night snacks, leftover pizza, and the occasional healthy option I swore I’d eat (but never do). On the other hand, it’s a nagging reminder of my culinary failings. Either it’s […]
List 30 things that make you happy If it makes you happy, it can’t be that bad. Oh, Sheryl Crow, you’ve wormed your way into my brain once again. And speaking of brain worms, how did Sheryl end up dating Lance Armstrong? But I digress. And honestly, digressing […]
In today’s episode of “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up,” a gang of thieves in California has been arrested for the great avocado heist of 2024. Yes, you heard that right—avocados. Apparently, the allure of creamy green goodness was just too much for these desperados to resist. Picture […]
Just when you thought 2024 couldn’t get any weirder, Costco has decided to spice things up by selling an “apocalypse bucket.” Yes, you read that right—a 25-year emergency dinner kit, perfect for those of us who like to plan ahead… way ahead. Is this a savvy business move […]
It’s a totally random Tuesday, and I started with a grand plan for tacos. But life had other ideas. Instead, I stumbled upon an offbeat restaurant I’d never been to (and probably won’t return to), where I watched an epic Spain vs. France Eurocup match. The game was […]
Have you ever noticed that everything seems to take about three minutes to microwave? It’s like the universe collectively decided that three minutes is the ideal time to nuke anything from leftover pizza to frozen potstickers to a frozen burrito. Why three minutes? Is this the cosmic threshold […]
Ah, Mondays. The day that demands an extra shot of espresso and a hefty dose of Florence and the Machine to survive. Today was no different, except that it seemed the universe decided to throw in a few random curveballs to keep things interesting. I even ordered a […]
Describe one positive change you have made in your life. Picture this: a self-proclaimed water hater embarking on a journey towards hydration enlightenment. Yes, folks, that’s me – the one who used to equate drinking water with medieval torture. Yuck. Or as my six year old niece saus […]
What is your favorite drink? Ah, the perennial question: What is your favorite drink? Well, I can unequivocally tell you that water does not hold a cherished spot in my heart—or should I say, my taste buds. I know, I know, it’s the supposed elixir of life, it’s […]