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The Blind Date Who Came With a Busload of Relatives



Apparently a woman went on a blind date and brought 23 family members with her.

Twenty-three.

At that point, it’s not a blind date. It’s a family reunion with one unsuspecting donor.

The bill was $3,100. The man declined to pay and, honestly, I have questions but mostly for her.

Who thinks, “I’m meeting a stranger for dinner. I’ll bring my entire extended family. This should go well.”

And can we really blame the guy for running?

I would have left too.

In fact, I wouldn’t have made it past the appetizers.

There’s something psychologically fascinating about this story, assuming it’s even true. We talk endlessly about dating red flags, but 23 surprise relatives feels less like a red flag and more like the entire Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade marching directly toward you.

Maybe I’m cynical.

Maybe I’m old-fashioned.

But if I agree to a blind date, I’m expecting one person I don’t know.

Not her mother, cousins, aunts, uncles, siblings, in-laws, second cousins and apparently everyone who happened to be hungry that night.

Dating is hard enough without needing a seating chart.

And $3,100 later, I’m thinking the only truly blind person at that table was the guy who showed up.

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  1. Wow! A Blind Date with not only a Woman Yet 23 of Her Family Member too

    my first thought as usual is this AI Slop or Just another effort to raise Social

    Media Likes Yes it is a True Story in China Where a Traditional Blind Date
    Mating Exercise by the Man’s Mother

    Turned out to be a
    Generosity test
    to see if He
    would be
    a good

    Enough Mate
    Or Perhaps hehe
    they were just means
    testing Him with the 3100 Bucks

    (He skipped out on the Payment
    and the Woman’s family sued him
    only recovering the amount for the Man

    And the Single Woman’s Meal)

    Translated of Course from the ‘Yen’…

    in researching this aghast as the family
    members not only purchased Alcohol with
    the Meal Yet Cigarettes too so much for

    Second Hand Smoking

    Yet is this any more
    Absurd than a Promise
    to distribute 1.3 Trillion
    Dollars if Enough of ‘You’
    Vote for ‘them’ and ‘they’ Win

    Indeed the China Experiment
    benign at the bottom of the Heap
    Compared to what the top of the bottom

    of the
    Heap
    does

    over

    here

    Sigh

    Just Sigh

    Dear Miriam

    No More Surprises
    in the S Show Indeed..:)

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