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Useless Information: My Brain’s Favorite Food Group

What’s a completely useless fact you love sharing?


I have a confession. I spend an unreasonable amount of time investigating things that serve absolutely no practical purpose in my life.

Not career development. Not financial planning. Not learning how to fix something around the house.

Useless information.

You know the kind. A bear steals someone’s peach, eats it, poops in the yard, and leaves. A bobcat decides someone’s house looks like a perfectly reasonable place to visit. A strange scientific discovery explains something nobody was particularly worried about in the first place.

And suddenly, I need to know EVERYTHING.

Why did the bear do that? Was it hungry? Does it have a preferred fruit? Does it understand property boundaries? Is there a psychological profile for a repeat-offending bear?

I could spend 45 minutes researching this and emerge with information that will never be useful to me, anyone I know, or possibly humanity.

But I will know.

I think this is one of the more underappreciated features of being human: our ability to become intensely invested in things that have absolutely no bearing on our survival.

We call it curiosity, but sometimes I think it’s just recreational overthinking.

Psychologically speaking, curiosity is actually a good thing. It keeps us mentally engaged, encourages exploration, and reminds us that the world is much bigger and stranger than our daily routines suggest.

But there is a distinction between productive curiosity and the kind that leaves you knowing 17 obscure facts about an animal you are unlikely to encounter.

I’m not entirely sure where I fall.

I like learning. I like discovering things. I like knowing why people behave the way they do, why things happen, and what makes the world tick.

I also apparently need to know about the criminal activities of fruit-stealing wildlife.

And perhaps that’s okay.

Not everything we learn needs to become a skill, a professional development objective, or a meaningful contribution to society. Sometimes information can just be entertaining.

We spend so much time being productive, optimizing, achieving, and trying to make every minute count. Maybe there’s something liberating about allowing our brains to wander into completely unnecessary territory.

So here’s my philosophy: Stay curious. Ask questions. Investigate the ridiculous. Read the strange headline. Follow the unnecessary rabbit hole.

You never know when some obscure piece of information might come in handy.

Or when you’ll be sitting at dinner and casually announce that a bear once stole a peach, pooped, and left.

Will anyone care? Probably not.

Will I be delighted that I know this? Absolutely.

Because apparently, my brain doesn’t just want to understand the world. It wants the director’s cut, the deleted scenes, and all the completely irrelevant bonus material.

And honestly, I think that’s a pretty good way to stay entertained.

I welcome your thoughts