mental health

Take Me to Your Leader: Actually, Never Mind



Scientists believe there may be planets beyond our solar system where life is more abundant and sustainable than on Earth. Imagine! Worlds where life has figured out how to thrive.

Meanwhile, here on Earth, we can’t agree on healthcare, keep a straight face during a staff meeting, or get through the day without resetting a password.

Naturally, my first thought is: How much more habitable are we talking? Better weather? Universal healthcare? No spam calls? A planet where people actually put their shopping carts back?

Because as a psychologist, I have questions about the mental health of a species willing to travel light-years to find a better home. We’re already exhausted, and we haven’t even left the neighborhood.

Would I volunteer to go? I’m intrigued. I love travel. I’ve been to all 50 states. But there’s a difference between exploring a new destination and boarding a spaceship with no Marriott points, no return ticket, and absolutely no idea what the locals eat.

And what if the aliens are annoying?

Earth may be a mess, but at least I understand the social norms, know where to get dinner, and can complain in a language everyone ignores equally.

So, scientists, keep looking. Find us a planet with a sustainable ecosystem, intelligent life, and excellent room service.

I’ll consider relocating.

But I’m going to need to see the reviews first.

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  1. Sadly the Old Standard of “Take me to Your Leader”

    Provides A Dismal view of the So-Called Apex

    Predator of Earth Yet as in all Experiences

    Existence There is DarK Transforming

    into LiGHT as Yes Dear Miriam

    The Dark Force Plays

    A Role in Bringing LiGHT to the
    World For Those Who are Rather
    Apathetic to get Anxious Enough to

    Get off the Screen hehe and Basically Vote

    Perhaps the Greatest Proof that Humans Are Not that
    Intelligent is Harming Raping Maiming Killing the Green

    And Flesh and Blood of the Only Home We Are Evolved to Breathe

    on Now

    With the addition
    of the ability
    to Smell

    Flowers

    And All the Rest
    Of Heaven that
    Exists Down Here
    And Hell No Where the
    Hell is Common Sense

    not Up there

    On a bunch of
    Cold and Hot Rocks
    There are too many
    of those Already Down Here

    Anyway

    in a Universe full
    of Hot and Cold

    Rocks Either

    We Take Advantage
    of Heaven Down Here

    Or

    We Eventually just miss
    out on the Realization of

    the
    Gift

    What can i say When
    About half of the World
    is still ‘waiting on Godot’
    .
    com

    Just Dance
    Just Sing Be Free..:)

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