If I ever stumbled across a genie’s lamp (because apparently, I live in a Disney movie now), I’ve already got my three wishes lined up. No, I’m not going for world peace—that’s too big for a girl who just wants to get through her email inbox and not lose my mind at work. I often have lofty ambitions, but for today, let me indulge in silly wishes that don’t amount to much in this crazy world. Or, as noted in a famous movie, “they don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.” On that note, here’s what I’d ask for:

Wish 1: An Allergy-Free Life, Please
Remember that time I wrote about sneezing up a storm while watching Slow Horses? I love the show but I cried due to my sneezes. My allergies love to pop up whenever I’m trying to have a moment of peace. So, first up: banish these pesky allergies for good. I want to be the person who can go outside, breathe in the fresh air, and not sound like a malfunctioning vacuum cleaner. Plus, I could finally pet a cat without becoming a snotty mess. Although, my dogs would not go for that.

Wish 2: Infinite Coffee That Actually Works
Sure, I’ve blogged about my caffeine addiction many times before, but let’s get real—most of the time, coffee just pretends to work. My second wish? I want coffee that delivers on its promise. I need that super coffee that not only wakes me up but also makes me feel like I could take on the world… or at least sit through my next Zoom meeting without zoning out.

Wish 3: Unlimited First-Class Flights
You know I love traveling. I’ve blogged about trips to every corner of the globe, from sun-soaked beaches to urban adventures. My third wish? Unlimited first-class flights to wherever my heart desires. No more cramped middle seats, no more battling for overhead bin space. Just champagne, legroom, and a window seat to watch the world pass by. I could blog from Paris, sip matcha coffee in Tokyo, or brainstorm from a hammock in Bali. Talk about the ultimate travel upgrade!

So there you have it. Three simple, life-enhancing wishes from the quirky corners of Psychologistmimi. I didn’t ask for fame, fortune, or the ability to read minds—just some allergy relief, magical coffee, and luxury travel. That’s not too much to ask, right?

I know. They are completely devoid of any helpful aspects for the world. They are actually quite silly. Considering how insane everything is in the world right now, I didn’t want to dive into heavy wishes. 

Now if only I could find that lamp…