To say I hate garbanzo beans is an understatement. What’s stronger than hate? I detest garbanzo beans. Although, that sounds weird to state outloud. Detest should be reserved for abominable humans. Although, I really do try to not hate humans. And not detest. Takes up too much energy and I am too tired these days. I should note, I most certainly do not hate animals. Just thought I’d make that clear. Garbanzo beans, though, I most certainly hate. Yuck. Not yummy. Makes me sick. Literally. I ended up in the emergency room a decade ago due to ingesting garbanzo beans. Thus, I suffer from what is known in psychology as the Garcia Effect. I am not going to go into what that is here.
Whew!
Despite my grand distaste, I mistakenly bought a premade chicken stew dish that had garbanzo beans. I normally scan the ingredients on all my food items as I do have a severe shellfish allergy and cannot afford to go through anaphylactic shock. But no one can. Somehow the garbanzo beans escaped my diligent scan that apparently wasn’t so diligent. Sigh.
I decided to not discard the whole dish. I felt that I could take out all the offending beans. And so I started spooning them out. But I soon got tired of such spoon action as it seemed to be a neverending endeavor. More and more garbanzos beans appeared. It seemed like they would never stop “showing up”.
I couldn’t help but think how this was similar to some aspects of day-to-day life. By this I mean, sometimes you think you have spooned out all the undesirables in your life and yet they keep being part of your life. Annoying, toxic people just need to go away. I don’t want to keep finding garbanzo beans in my stew. And, I don’t want to keep dealing with people who ruin a moment or two or a stew here or there.
Eventually I spooned out all the garbanzo beans, but I was exhausted by that point. And no longer looked forward to the stew.
Sad.
Categories: food, Humor, identity, mental health, Psychology
“Detest” is too weak. My hatred for garbanzo beans is ineffable.
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You need a friend to take those garbanzo beans off your hands. Slide that dish over here… I will make them go away. 💕
I take it you are not a big hummus fan.
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Haha. I will slide them right on over to you 😉 enjoy
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I love garbonzo beans! Don’t tell me you hate humus as well? Oh my!
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I actually love humus
I just can’t stand the garbanzo bean texture
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That is a HUGE pile of the unwanted detestables for a CHICKEN dish. Not a fan, either, for some reason.
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Oh no!!!!! I would have gladly helped you out. I LOVE garbanzos! My mom even puts them in when she makes me ropa vieja!!!!! Now, if I take your garbanzos, does that mean you can take some toxic folks off of my….?
Hello? Hello?
Tee hee. Just kidding. Wishing you garbanzo free meals forEVER!
G
Although, wait…So you do not like humus either?
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I love humus. Its the garbanzo bean texture that i hate.
Odd, I know.
Nope, won’t take toxic ppl, lol. 🙂 I feel your pain, though. hang in there
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Ha! I had to try…
I kind of know what you mean about the texture of garbanzos, they are kind of like knuckles. But here I am yucking my own yum…
Un abrazo, G
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