Somewhere in Warsaw, a humanoid robot recently chased a group of wild boars out of a neighborhood, escorted them politely into the woods, and then because subtlety is dead, waved goodbye.
Waved. Goodbye.
And the internet, naturally, let the video go viral thinking on part that it was a cute helpful robot. Aww.
I, on the other hand, immediately heard the distant, ominous theme of The Terminator and wondered if we’ve learned absolutely nothing except how to film our own origin story in HD.
Because here’s the thing. Dystopia never arrives looking like dystopia. It shows up helpful. Efficient. Slightly charming. It waves at you after it removes the wild boars. Today it’s boars. Tomorrow it’s. Well. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, but if a robot ever tells me to “just step this way,” I’m bringing snacks and suspicion.
And just as we’re collectively deciding that robot-animal-control is “adorable,” along comes the quiet little detail that Meta Platforms is reportedly working on an AI version of Mark Zuckerberg that can interact with employees on his behalf.
I’m sorry, what?
We are now cloning CEOs. Digitally. For efficiency. For scale. For vibes?
Somewhere, a middle manager is about to have their performance review conducted by Zuckerberg 2.0, who will nod thoughtfully, blink at perfectly timed intervals, and deliver feedback with the emotional range of a well-trained houseplant. And yet, and here’s where it gets complicated, there are whispers that this might actually be an improvement?
Which is how you know we’ve entered a very specific phase of late-stage humanity. When the robot version might be the warmer option.
This is the psychological paradox of our time. We fear the machines. We joke about Skynet. We reference apocalypse casually, like it’s a brunch topic. And yet we are also tired. Tired enough that if a polite, efficient, non-judgmental AI wants to handle a few interactions for us, we’re like, “Honestly? Go ahead. Wave at the boars. Take my calendar too.”
Because beneath the humor is something deeply human. We are overwhelmed by each other. By ego, by miscommunication, by the exhausting unpredictability of human moods. And so the idea of a calm, consistent, slightly uncanny substitute starts to feel less like horror and more like relief with Wi-Fi.
But let’s not get too comfortable.
Because the same instinct that makes us laugh at a robot waving goodbye is the one that slowly normalizes things we never thought we’d normalize. We adapt. We rationalize. We say, “Well, it’s just this one small thing.” And then suddenly, the small things have formed a very organized, highly efficient system that knows exactly how to escort us somewhere politely.
With a wave.
So yes, I laughed at the video. Of course I did. It’s absurd. It’s surreal. It’s a robot doing pest control with better manners than most people on the subway.
But I also paused.
Because somewhere between the boars being herded and the CEO being replicated, we are inching toward a world where the line between human and machine isn’t just blurred. It’s negotiable.
And I don’t know about you, but I’d like to at least notice when the robot starts waving goodbye.
Just in case one day it doesn’t mean goodbye at all.
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psychologistmimi 
I can’t help pointing out that they ALWAYS give the robots the easy jobs.
Because it takes the extreme flexibility and adaptability of even a not very speedy human to do the things we REALLY would rather the robots did, like make our beds with fresh sheets and load, run, and empty the dishwasher – and taking over the world is going to be of MAGNITUDE harder than laundry!
They require so much input from humans who understand the world, that it’s almost not worth it.
PLUS the robots must be manufactured, maintained, and error-proofed, because even their lower-level complexity has a LOT of room for problems – which they can’t solve.
Skynet is a HUMAN story. All that happens when they start using robots as air traffic controllers is a slowdown of transportation, and probably more lost humans. There is no ‘Sully’ capability in a robot!
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Dystopia Indeed Dear Miriam
Sounds a LOT like a Country
With The Richest of Things
And the Least Well Being Among
Generation Alpha Our Future Indeed
Particularly Females the Child Bearing Ones
Yes recently assessed in the Bottom of the Pile
of 136 Countries where Northern European Countries
Also Failed at the Bottom of the List of the Hurting Ones
Of Alpha Teenagers Particularly Females eventual yet only
Potential Child-
Bearers too
So In Other
Words We’ve
Already arrived
in Dystopia at Least
the Alpha Generation of
Our Future Generation now
Oh By the way “Happy Superman Day”
And It’s Not too Surprising that Humans got
Tired of Waiting for “Superman” to Return so they created
Humanoids of Steel to Chase Wild Boars Out of Neighborhoods
In WarSaw Poland Yet even without Reproductive Organs there was
No Delusions of ‘Demon Possessed Boars to Send off a Cliff to Their Destruction’
In Fact this
Humanoid
of Steel Only
Waved Goodbye
Politely with “Shoo’s”
Sending the Boars
Only back to their
Original Home the FoRest
Indeed there were No Delusions
Of ‘Children Making Fun of Important
Bald Men and No God’s to Destroy Children
With Hungry Bears Consuming Children This way’
i suppose we could Use a Little bit of Polite Ego-Less
Rationality These Humanoids of Steel Provide Yet of course
The Danger with Machines and Other Tools Is they are Only as
Good as
Their
Creators
For It seems in Books
Of Old We aRe Only as Good
As Our Creator So Which Came
First the Egg The Chicken or What
Perhaps Only the Butt Hehe of the Joke
Humans
Already
Seem to Be
Yet true Perhaps
in Flesh and Blood
Ways We May Learn to Become
More Human Now By the Machines
We Create Polite without Ego Yep New
Just Getting the Job of Machine Life Done
Like Circling around the Moon Just Be Cause Machines Do
SMiLes Dear Miriam The Evidence continues to Mount that
Humans Left to their
Own Devices of
Ego and
Selfish
Greed in
Ignorance are
What the World
Really Should Fear Most
In Human Created Pandemic Ways
God Yes Repair and Recuperate US
if
possible
warmly fully alive…
“Some Days You Eat the
Bear and Some Days the Bear
Eats You”
Hehe Never the
Less “The Dude Abides”
With Pope Wings via PopeMobile…
Just scooping
Up All the Orange poo…
Yep Left Overs from Modern
“Screwtape and all the Minion
Wormwoods” too
Sort of like
this in
An
Opposite way
Without Real SMiLes…
Yet Random Letters Just
Messages in an Ocean New
Bottle Deeper Online Now For Real..:)
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Wait, you mean to tell me Mark Zuckerberg is already a real boy and hasn’t been a program all along?
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