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The Quiet Disappearance of Jump Ropes (and Other Former Personality Traits)

Are there any activities or hobbies you’ve outgrown or lost interest in over time?



I used to be a jump-rope person.

Not casually. Not “oh look, there’s a rope.” I was a bring-a-jump-rope-on-a-cross-country-road-trip person.

There are photos of me at rest stops somewhere in the middle of America, gleefully hopping like an overcaffeinated camp counselor while everyone else was focused on beef jerky and existential dread. Jumping rope wasn’t exercise. It was identity. It was cardio with flair. It was, frankly, a lifestyle brand.

I don’t think I even own a jump rope anymore.

I have no memory of the breakup. No dramatic farewell. No ceremonial last hop. One day I was a jump-rope person, and now I am a person who occasionally throws out her back reaching for a charger.

This is how it happens.

Not with decisions. With drift.

Take movie theaters. When I lived in Los Angeles, I went to the movies every weekend. Religiously. I treated cinema like some people treat church or SoulCycle. I knew release schedules. Directors. Indie buzz. Oscar whispers.

Now? I couldn’t name a single movie currently in theaters if my life depended on it.

If you told me a film called Explosions 9: Emotional Reckoning was topping the box office, I’d nod thoughtfully and say, “Ah yes, the franchise really matured.”

Then there’s Coke Zero. I used to drink it constantly. Daily. Devotedly. If hydration were a personality quiz, my result was “Artificially Sweetened Loyalty.”

I didn’t quit. I didn’t swear it off. I didn’t have a health epiphany involving lemons and moral superiority.

I just stopped.

It slipped quietly out of my life like a background character written off mid-season. No finale, no explanation, no contract dispute announcement.

Which makes me think about how many things enter our lives loudly and leave silently.

Hobbies. Habits. Obsessions. Entire eras of ourselves.

It’s less like reinvention and more like rotation. It’s a slow emotional carousel of who we are at any given moment.

Kind of like that old soap opera, As the World Turns. Is that still on? Do soaps still exist? I genuinely have no idea.

Many moons ago, I would have known. I would have had opinions. Possibly strong ones. Possibly delivered while jumping rope and sipping a Coke Zero outside a movie theater.

And, books! I used to read a ton. Now, not so much.


Now I know other things.
I know how to schedule MRIs.
I know the precise emotional tone of a 5 a.m. alarm. I know that interests don’t vanish. They compost.

They turn into whatever comes next.

Maybe someday I’ll buy another jump rope. Maybe I won’t.

Either way, I like knowing that somewhere in the archive of my life there’s a version of me mid-air at a rest stop, suspended between who I was and who I’d become.

And honestly? She looked like she was having a great time.

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  1. Ah Yes Dear Miriam “Special Interests”
    Come and go on and off of the Autism
    Spectrum True Yet Jumping Rope is Such a

    Lifelong Good For Better Balance Agility
    And Strength of All Parts

    Of Our Body

    And Even
    As Modern
    Science Shows
    Jumping And the
    Impact on Earth That

    Provides Actually Stimulates
    Bone Growth Across the Lifespan

    Remediating
    Potential

    Bone Loss
    And Muscle Loss

    Too as Strength Training
    Always Does too Yet Perhaps

    What’s Best is Play Slays Fear

    And Jumprope may be Play

    Across the Life Span

    ThiS WaY at

    Best Some Way
    We Find to at Least
    Keep Moving as You Add
    Your Steps Every Day in Your
    Work-Life too Click Click Click

    Of Heels in the Halls

    As Of Course

    CEO Clicks
    Yes Demand

    Due Respect
    With SMiLes

    Keep Clicking
    And Perhaps a
    Return to the Play
    of Jump Rope Yet Sigh

    i Was Always too Uncoordinated
    to Do It Yet Sigh Perhaps that Was

    Just
    because
    i Didn’t Do it Enough

    in Almost Every Area of
    Existence a Use or Lose

    Proposition of

    Human

    Potentials

    Yet Honestly i just couldn’t
    Stand Jumping Rope in one
    Place rather Navigate Store
    Aisles in Public Dance With

    SMiLes

    Modernly
    Now

    so far
    so Good
    This New
    Special Interest
    Is With All These
    Words Transforming
    into SonGS oF mY SoUL

    With
    Repose
    Move and

    Repose of
    Song Again to Move…

    After and
    Before the
    Dance too

    Of
    Course
    With SMiLes…

    Bottom Phrase

    iPlay
    Slaying
    All Illusory
    Fears iWing

    iFree..:)

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