At this point, I’m beginning to think bears are just living their best lives while the rest of us are unnecessarily following rules.
First, we had bears breaking into houses, hot tubs, cars, and bakeries. Now we have a bear breaking into a snack factory, accidentally turning on a conveyor belt, and apparently discovering an all-you-can-eat cereal buffet. Hours later, he was found passed out on the factory floor, surrounded by crumbs.
Honestly? Relatable.
The alarm is screaming. The humans are panicking. The bear is like, “I have made some choices. I regret none of them.”
Perhaps the real lesson here is that sometimes life gives you a conveyor belt full of cereal. You eat the cereal. You take the nap. You deal with the consequences when you wake up.
Psychologistmimi’s unofficial clinical assessment. Bear is experiencing acute snack-related euphoria with absolutely no interest in developing better coping skills.
And frankly, I’m not sure we should judge.
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Gorgeous piece
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Fabulous
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So true, bears are coming out. 😊
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Hehe! Yes!
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Call it a ‘bear vacation’ with an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Not a good way to get your daily nutrition, and someone else has to do the cleanup, but fun for the bear every once in a while.
I think bears are designed to eat themselves into a stupor when they can: hard to get enough calories at that size. The opportunities are not frequent.
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Very fun!
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Right?!! Cheers
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Nature the Home of the All They Can Eat Wild Buffet
Sadly Humans Keep Taking This Habitat Away
And Now It is the Natural Revenge of the
Wild Bears Yet Not Revenge at All
Still Seeing the Snack Factory
As Another Part of Nature
Free to Break into
for all they care to
Eat Cereal Perhaps
It was Frosted Flakes
With Ensuing Sugar Coma
And a Nap on the Floor Yet one
Thing for Sure here as the Local Bears
Are spotted enjoying Neighborhood Pools
Don’t Try to Outrun a Bear as they can do
Race Horse Speeds in Relatively Short Distances
And Polar Bears Will Hunt Down Human Meat in the
Arctic Just for Sport for something to Eat for True Human
Is a Free
Buffet
For them
If we venture
into their arctic
Habitat this way
Fortunately no Grizzly
Bears in Northwest Florida
Yet Still Black Bear Beware
As a Wild Animal Will continue
to Be Unpredictable no Matter
How We May Believe they are Our Teddy
Bear’s
to
Hug
Dear Miriam
Indeed Don’t
Feed The Bears
And at best don’t
Tread on Their Territory
Particularly in the Man Eating Arctic..:)
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This is hilarious! Humans panic at everything. I mean, we are stealing the animals’ biotopes and then we are surprised when they pop up in ours. This story has just lightened my mood immensely, go bear!
Greetings from Denmark from Birgit (Stella, oh, Stella)
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