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The Existential Crisis of the Christmas Tree As a Valentines Ornament



There comes a point every January when society collectively asks: “So… you still have your tree up?” It’s the same tone people use when asking if you’re still binge-watching a show from 2014 or still eating leftover holiday cookies. A blend of curiosity, judgement, and a dash of admiration.

But yes. Yes, I do still have my Christmas tree up. And yes, I am contemplating how long this situation will continue. Look: I love Christmas trees. I love them in the way some people love fall foliage or that first cold brew of the summer. They bring me joy, sparkle, and a glow that does not require expensive therapy lighting.

I also invest in the good fake trees. The ones that snap together like Transformers and promise to last forever. Forever trees. Immortal trees. Trees that laugh in the face of seasonal norms. And when you have an immortal tree, time becomes irrelevant. January? February? March? Who’s keeping track? Certainly not me.

And this year, I’ve taken it a step further. I have a pink tree at work. Yes, a bubblegum-pink, Pepto-Bismol-adjacent tree that started as my festive office cheer dispenser. But as January drags on  (and I do mean drags) I find myself thinking that this little pink delight can pivot right into Valentine’s décor. Hearts? Easy. Pink ornaments? Already there. Add a paper cupid? Done. I am basically running a year-round tree program, and it thrills me.

Because honestly? January is long. Emotionally long. Physically long. Time-without-oxygen long. And for some of us, it’s a month of heavy anniversaries and losses. It’s a month we survive more than celebrate. So if a string of lights and a plastic fir helps me get through the emotional ice bath of the post-holiday slump, let me have my tree. Let us all have our trees. Keep them up till Valentine’s Day. Keep them up till spring. Keep them up until Beyoncé tells us otherwise.

Some people meditate; I plug in LEDs.

Some people journal; I fluff branches.

Some people do yoga; I place ornaments just so and call it joy.

So yes. I am contemplating when to take the tree down. But contemplating is not committing. And in this house (and office), we are all about prolonging the joy where and when we find it.

After all, the world needs more glow. And I’m determined to keep mine shining a little longer.

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  1. Glitter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around in crazy circles* Sparkles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My favorite color are glittery-sparkly. 😀

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  2. A Most Beautiful pART About Living

    In A Free Country in pART So Far

    At Least So Good
    At Least in My Life

    Is That We Have The
    Ability to Break Away
    From What Tradition Expects

    To Forge Our Own Lives in Our
    Rights and Pursuits of Life Liberty

    And Yes the LiGHTS that Make Life Worth Living

    Yes New Colors
    of Our Christmas
    Trees We Have

    The Opportunity
    To Change as We

    Keep Our Christmas
    Trees Up Year Around

    True Why Just Dance With

    Drunk Folks in a Bar Now And Then

    Why Not Do it Sober in Real Bliss
    And Nirvana in Flow of Moving
    Meditating Free Dance Year

    Around everywhere

    We Go True Below
    ‘The Bible Belt’

    It’s Possible to
    Do This 148
    Months Yes
    With 23,088 Miles
    This Much i Prove

    No one Yet me

    Yet Indeed i Dare

    Light and Color my
    Living Christmas Tree

    ThiS WaY Year Around

    In Heaven Within to Spread

    Sunshine With New Colors

    Above to Below
    Both those

    Who

    SMiLe
    And Frown

    i Suppose i could
    ask ‘Them’ what would

    The ‘J Man’ Do Yet they’d

    Probably Relate that to D J T

    And That’s okay

    with me

    as i Don’t

    have to be ‘Them’

    Even if i Disagree hehe

    as i am Still too Invisibly Odd

    Large Yet small

    to be Noticed/
    Investigated

    By the D O J

    Or the Old D O G E

    So Much Poetic Justice

    If We are Able to See Be

    And
    Do

    Our
    Living
    Christmas Trees
    iNDeeD With SMiLes Dear Miriam..:)

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