Some days I wake up, skim a few “news” articles (and I’m using the term as loosely) and I’m greeted with a new trend. Apparently, women are ditching their pants. Lauren Sánchez. Sabrina Carpenter. Miley Cyrus. Wait. She ever wore pants? A whole parade of famous folks are supposedly strolling around like they forgot laundry day. And I’m sitting here wondering did they ditch all bottoms? Or are we just talking about switching from pants to dresses? Because if so, I ditch pants 95% of the time. I’m a dress girl. If someone snapped a candid photo of me on the subway, tomorrow’s headline could easily be “Local Woman Abandons Pants, Society Reels ” Clickbait, yes. Technically not wrong.
But the world is so topsy-turvy these days that I wouldn’t even blink if a celebrity went full Winnie-the-Pooh at a red carpet event. I mean, remember Kanye’s latest wife/girlfriend/placeholder (who can keep track?) showing up essentially naked and everyone whispering, “Is she okay?” Meanwhile, men? Are they ditching pants too? Would anyone notice? Or would the internet shrug and move on because only women’s legs are considered headline material?
Honestly, why do I even bother glancing at the news scroll? I’m trying to understand global events, and instead I’m getting served existential questions about celebrity kneecaps and breathable fabrics. Really?
Ok. That’s all I have to say. I’m signing off now. I have to catch up on sleep. I can tell you already. I’ll be pant-less tomorrow. That’s right. Ill be writing my purple polka dot dress. Ha!
Categories: Culture, current events, Fashion, identity, Pop Culture, Psychology, social media, society, women
psychologistmimi 
The fashion world has gone mad! I’m with you. I’m a dress girl too! 👗👗👗
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Frankly who cares?
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SMiLes Dear Miriam
i’ve Probably related
Before i Don’t Own any
Long Pants and Haven’t
Worn a Pair Since 2013 Not Even at Funerals
True my Uncle Didn’t Like that When
i Presented
A Eulogy at
my Father’s
Funeral Hehe
He’s Still Trying
to Mold me to His
Version of ‘Normal’
That Includes TRumP WoarshiP
NO THANKS True an Elder Lady
At Church a FRiEnD of the Family
And Even Co-Worker at the News Paper
Where my Wife Worked told me i Should
Be Ashamed
For Showing
my Legs at
Church in the
Dead of Winter
Yet Hey Just Trying
to Resurrect Spring It’s
What i Do With Dance Anyway
Year Around Back in ‘The Day’ of the
Early Parts of Last Century the Black And
White Photos in the Heat of July the 4th Celebrations
Downtown Showed Most Every Man in Fully ‘Uniform’ Suits
And Every Woman in Long Dresses Too it’s True Not Wearing
Pants is so
Much Better
Than Torture
Of Way too Many
Clothes in Florida
July Heat and Humidity
As Always the Insanity of
Human Cultures is Based
On What Folks Can Be
Trained to Do
As Yes
Mostly
Truly ‘Insane’…
Too Many Examples
to Count From As Usual
Now Even the Bottom of
The Top of Unreformed
Orange Grinch Who Mountain…
With Promises of a Roasted
Beast in Every Pot for X-Mas…
As Usual
i’ll Wear
Shorts
And Dance
At ‘That Party’
Enjoy Your Purple
Poka Dot Dress
Tomorrow
Free to
Express All
Your Dots with SMiLes…
No Matter What Color They Are..:)
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Oh my. No long pants? You do you!
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