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Skin Flooding and Other Ways to Drown Your Face: A Skincare Confession



I’ve been rather lucky in life (knock on wood before I jinx it) that I’ve had relatively good skin. No teenage acne saga, no adult “why now?” breakouts. My skin and I have had a stable, mutually respectful relationship. I feed it soap and play and seek with the sun, and it minds its own business.

In fact, on two separate occasions in Seattle and Macau of all places, strangers stopped me on the street to tell me how perfect my skin is. Which, let’s be honest, is an odd compliment. “Excuse me, your pores are magnificent!” feels like a line from a skincare cult recruitment pitch. Still, I’ll take it. People have commented on my skin tone, too. I smile, thank them, and internally credit genetics, hydration, and a lifetime of being slightly afraid of the sun.

But what a weird world we live in now when it comes to skincare. It used to be “wash your face, maybe moisturize.” Now it’s a 27-step process with ingredients that sound like a chemistry final exam.

Enter TikTok. The birthplace of many beauty “innovations” (and I use that word loosely). Coconut oil for wrinkles, beef tallow as moisturizer, onion shampoo for hair growth. Yes, you read that right. Somewhere out there, someone is slathering steak grease on their cheeks and wondering why their pillow smells like a burger.

The latest craze? Skin flooding.
Which, I’ll admit, sounds less like a beauty regimen and more like something you should call a plumber about.

Apparently, “skin flooding” is the art of layering multiple hydrating products such as toners, essences, serums, and moisturizers to “saturate” your skin. It’s like giving your face a drowning lesson in luxury. Supposedly, it locks in hydration and gives you that dewy glow.

But as someone who subscribes to the KISS method of “Keep It Simple, Silly”, I’m skeptical. My idea of skin flooding is accidentally falling asleep after a sheet mask. I can’t imagine my face needing a hydration stack worthy of a Jenga tower.

At what point do we say, “Enough, face. You’ve had your fill”? Surely, there’s a fine line between moisturized and marinating.

I get it. People are searching for comfort, ritual, maybe even control in the chaos of the world. Skincare routines can feel grounding, a small daily act of self-care. But somewhere between self-love and self-lather, we might be losing perspective.

So while the internet debates hyaluronic acid ratios and “slugging” techniques, I’ll keep doing what works, which is water, sunscreen, sleep (when I can), and laughter. Because, honestly, that’s the best glow there is.

And if someone stops me again in a foreign city to comment on my skin? I’ll just smile and say, “Thanks. Must be my natural resistance to TikTok trends.”

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  1. Hehe Let’s ask AI
    The Google Flavored
    Search Engine
    About Healthy Skin
    “Exercise benefits skin by increasing blood flow, which delivers oxygen and nutrients, while also boosting collagen and cellular regeneration. Both aerobic exercise, like running, and resistance training are beneficial, and activities that induce sweating, such as HIIT or hot yoga, can help cleanse pores. Facial exercises, like Face Tapping or a Lion’s Roar, can also improve circulation
    and tone the face.”
    Indeed Genetics Counts
    Yet Circulation is Key Blood Makes
    A Difference With Rosy Cheeks too
    So Many Folks Suffocate the Face
    With All the Add-ons to Make a Buck
    Hehe Not Surprised if Even Alex Jones
    Sells this Stuff Dear Miriam i Suspect
    All the Steps You Do In a Day Traversing
    New York
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    Coming From an Island closer
    to the Equator like my Wife’s Genetics
    in Pacific Islander Way
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    55 Continues to get Mistaken for 30 Something
    Counts
    Most True Along
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    for a Living in the Hot Sun…
    Hehe a Waitress at a Local Seafood
    Restaurant Also Recently Noted a
    Certain Glow of the Skin Tone
    of my Wife and me
    i Also Credit
    Not Having to
    Work for Pay
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    And 22 Years for Her
    Stress is Okay as Long
    As We Burn off the Stress
    Hormones and Get Some Rest
    (Cigarette Smoking Death to the Skin)
    Considering all the Years i’ve Spent
    in the Sun and Decades of Stress
    i’d Probably
    Look Older
    than i am
    If Not for
    Strength
    Training to
    the Max since
    12 Years-Old
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    All Parts of the Body
    As Science Shows Now
    More than ever before like
    Last Century Where Exercise
    Was Considered Low Brow and
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    ‘Brutes’
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    Roar’ At the Gym
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    Halloween Year
    Around
    Pancake
    Make up hehe
    Or Bleached
    Blonde Wannabe D’s…
    Where All of Existence
    Is Basically A BOld Face Lie..:)

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  2. Haha, “resistance to TikTok trends”, I like that. My mother always said that women would take a hammer and hit on their fingernails to turn them blue if that was launched as a trend.

    I can’t do totally without cream anymore, unfortunately, my skin has become drier with age, but my routine is a three step one only. 😉

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