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When Dictionaries Go Skibidi: How Words Have Gone Off the Deep End



So apparently, the Cambridge Dictionary has officially added the word skibidi. Yes, you read that right. Skibidi. A term I first heard from my son’s classmates, where I assumed it was just the latest fidget-spinner-type craze or some new plastic gizmo that would end up under my couch cushions. But no. Turns out it’s… well, everything and nothing.

Depending on who you ask, skibidi is a meme, a dance, a beat, a catchphrase, a vibe, or just the verbal equivalent of shrugging your shoulders and throwing up jazz hands. Sometimes it means cool, sometimes it means cringe. Sometimes it’s an insult, sometimes it’s a compliment. Which is to say: the dictionary editors must be popping Advil by the fistful.

Dictionaries these days are in an existential crisis. They used to spend years deliberating whether selfie or email was legit enough to ink on the page. Now they’re forced to chase TikTok trends and Roblox memes before the kids move on to the next nonsensical sound. By the time skibidi gets added, the same kids who invented it are already on to yelling “rizzed-up gyatt” or whatever fresh chaos the internet birthed this morning.

I almost feel bad for lexicographers. Imagine training your whole life to be a gatekeeper of the English language, a guardian of meaning, a scholar of nuance  and then one day you’re typing in: “Skibidi: a term popularized by viral internet memes. May mean literally anything depending on context.” Poor Shakespeare is rolling in his grave, whispering, “Skibidi my what now?”

But here’s the thing: language has always been a little absurd. We’ve always stumbled into nonsense words that somehow stick. Shakespeare himself made up half the words we revere today. Maybe skibidi is just our era’s contribution to the glorious mess of human expression. A reminder that words don’t have to make sense to make meaning.

So yes, the sun will rise tomorrow, the dogs will bark for kisses, and the dictionary will continue to expand like a teenager’s slang-riddled backpack. And maybe in twenty years, skibidi will sound quaint and old-fashioned, like “groovy” or “rad.” Until then, I’m just grateful I’ve got my son to translate, because honestly? My brain can only handle so much linguistic chaos before I need a nap.

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  1. “Skibidi” Originated in
    The Depths of Plumbing
    Dear Miriam Yes Literally

    A Talking Head in a Toilet
    Yes for TikTok And YouTube

    Shorts Getting Millions and Millions
    of Views of Talking Heads in Toilets

    Repeating the
    Nonsense Word
    Over and Over again
    For No Reason at All except
    Over and Over Again in the Theater

    (Now Vaulted to Dictionary Reality)

    of the Absurd
    Deep in the
    Recesses
    of Toilets
    With Rising
    Talking Heads

    Yet Sadly As Usual
    The Theater of the Absurd
    Will Reflect Politics at the Very
    Bottom of the Top of that ‘Orange

    Container’ too

    Hey ‘When in Rome’
    Ya Fit In Even if it comes
    to Around the Bowl and

    Down the Hole

    Yet that’s
    Wishful
    Thinking
    For What
    ‘This Town’
    Needs Most

    -J2

    Everyday Ya
    Turn the TV
    On And It’s
    Just More

    “Skibidi”

    For Real
    Like Getting
    Rid of Mail in Voting
    By the Suggestion Now
    of a Cruel and Inhumane

    Dictator

    to another
    wanna be
    Minion

    It’s All
    WTF Any
    Way it gets
    Sliced or Flushed…

    Thanks God for Now
    It’s Easy to Flush Just

    Turn the
    TV Off

    And Fly Away
    Over all ‘The
    Orange Droppings’…
    Yes Indeed “The Skibididi”..:)

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