People love to say, “The universe has a plan.” Okay. But has anyone checked if the universe filed the right paperwork? Because sometimes it feels like my request for cosmic justice got stuck in interstellar HR. No call back. No follow-up email. Nada.

But here’s the thing: the universe isn’t HR. It doesn’t work on your performance review timeline. It’s more like that old friend who finally texts back six months later… with exactly what you needed to hear.

So while I wait, I sip my tea, bite my tongue, and remind myself: delayed doesn’t mean denied. It just means the universe is busy ghosting someone else

None to self: “The universe doesn’t ghost—it broods.”