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It’s Not Yogurt, It’s Mayonnaise — And That’s Life, Isn’t It?


The other night, in a haze of weeknight exhaustion and leftover takeout, I found myself rewatching Notting Hill. Yes, that wonderfully charming ’90s rom-com where Hugh Grant blinks his way into Julia Roberts’ superstar heart. I was ready for the famous lines — “I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy…” and all that emotional jazz. But then, unexpectedly, the line that had me in absolute hysterics was: “It’s not yogurt. It’s mayonnaise.”

It’s a throwaway moment, really. Blink and you miss it. Not some grand sweeping romantic declaration. But it got me — truly, gut-level giggles that took me by surprise.

Because sometimes, when you’re in a different era of your life — one with bigger responsibilities, endless Zooms, and the weight of decisions that used to be someone else’s job — a silly, almost nonsensical line can crack open the vault. And boom — there you are, twenty years ago, on a hand-me-down couch, watching Notting Hill while trying to decide whether you should get bangs. Your biggest problem? That your Blockbuster late fees were adding up. Life felt momentous, but the kind that could be solved with a pint of ice cream and a call to your best friend.

So yes — it’s not yogurt, it’s mayonnaise. But also? It’s not the end of the world.

In fact, maybe that’s the lesson here. Sometimes things aren’t what they seem. Sometimes you expect a refreshing tang, and you get a dense, creamy mess instead. But also: you’re still standing. Still laughing. Still able to find joy in a forgotten joke from a well-worn film.

Life now may come with more emails and less romanticized bookstore meet-cutes, but if I can still find the humor in mayonnaise masquerading as yogurt? Then I’m doing just fine.

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