Today’s adventure in the land of Mimi quirkiness kicked off with a rain shower. Not your typical rain, mind you, but a cascade of ladybugs, descending upon me like nature’s confetti. Now, common sense says, “Shoo them away!” but no, not in my quirky world. Killing a ladybug supposedly summons bad luck, so I’ve become a ladybug liberator, setting them free with the hopes of good fortune sprinkling down on me like confetti at a parade.
But the quirkiness doesn’t end there. Enter the case of the missing shredder—cue the dramatic Agatha Christie music. How does a shredder vanish into thin air? It’s like a mystery novel unfolding in my very home. I’m half-expecting Poirot or Miss Marple to stroll in and start deducing the whereabouts of my elusive document obliterator.
As I embark on my own investigation, I glance at the dogs. Are they onto something? They’ve been barking incessantly at seemingly nothing, turning my home into a canine version of Ghostbusters. Are there spectral critters floating around, eliciting canine hysteria? Or perhaps, my dogs have developed a flair for avant-garde theater, putting on a grand show for an invisible audience.
In this whimsical journey of quirkiness, I find myself caught between ladybugs and a shredder mystery, with ghostly critters providing the soundtrack. I’m like the protagonist in a peculiar novel, navigating a plotline that even Agatha Christie might find a tad eccentric.
As the day unfolds, I’ll continue my mission—rescuing ladybugs, solving the shredder enigma, and deciphering the canine ghost alert system. Who knew that a simple rain shower of ladybugs could set off such a cascade of eccentricity? In the realm of quirkiness, every moment is a chapter waiting to be written, and today’s tale unfolds with a sprinkle of charm, a dash of mystery, and just the right touch of canine theatrics. After all, in the world of quirks, why settle for an ordinary day when you can have an extraordinary one filled with ladybugs, mysteries, and ghostly barks?
Categories: Culture, Humor, identity, Pop Culture, Psychology, weird
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SMiLes Dear Miriam Lady Bug’s Are Such
Ornamental Looking Creatures When They
Light Upon my SKin in the Forest (my Back
Yard Eden) They Do Tickle Yet Still it Feels Like
Pure Magic of Nature
As the Lady Bug Flys
Away One Became Attached
to Our Car at the Mall Riding There
With Us and my Wife Took Great Care
in Setting the Lady Bug Free on A Tree
And That Reminds me of Yes The Sock
That Comes Missing From Its Pair Hehe
Some Weeks Ago my Class Ring From
College Came Missing From my
Desk And i Like Wearing
A
Ring on
Each Hand
Hehe the One
on the Right Hand
my Uncle Mistook for
A Wedding Ring Yet It’s
Just A Cheap Silver Metal
Ring Engraved with a Heart
And Peace Sign Along with
The Pen Name Katie Mia
Frederick my Gold Wedding
Band Passed Down From my Stepmother
That Once Belonged to my Father Hehe It
No Longer Fits Nor Did the College Class Ring
With my Birthstone on my Right Hand Yet It Did Okay
on the Left my Uncle So Worried as He Said Those ‘Gay
Folks’ Wear Wedding Rings on Their Right Hand Hehe to
The Point of Being Afraid to Being Seen With me i Said
Hmm i Know Who i am Do You Know Who You Are HAha
Later He Gave Some of our Mutual Relatives and Their
Partners A Hard Time About Their Humanity
As Lived and Chosen and True He Did
it To Their Face and Let’s Just
Dance And Sing i FREELY Gave
Him A Gift of ‘Holy Hell’ Anyway
High School to the Rescue i Like
The Feel of Rings on my Fingers as
it Provides Feedback for The Balance
my Fingers Bring While Public Dancing
And It’s Interesting How We Purchase These
Wonderful Jumbo Gold Class Rings in High School
Wear Them For a Year and They Sit in a Jewelry Box
Or Drawer Perhaps for the Rest of Our Lives in College
in the Peanut Butter Janitor Book Store Clerk Archaeology
Associate Yep Working 3 Part Time Jobs Through A Full Class
Load Earning 3 College Degrees at Once Days all i Could Afford is
An ‘Ultrium
Ring’ Hehe
Yet Hey at Least
After Graduating
Passing Out Rental
Shoes Getting my Foot in
A Government Job at a Military
Bowling Center it Provided Proof
to the Customers i Was A College
Graduate Doing That Job So True
Perhaps that Made me a Fool as my
Uncle Perceived me too Yet True i Knew
Who i Was then Just a Dude Smiling Who
Made Other Folks Smile for Free Getting Paid
For it to Spray Down Stinky Shoes Among Other
Collateral Duties for the Government for a Quarter
of a Century Somehow Retiring at the Equivalent Civilian
Pay Grade of a Marine Major Yet i am Not Major Fred
Not Even Fred Really
People Call me the
Dancing Guy and
Not the Bowling
Alley Guy Compared
to ‘Ted Danson’ Who Just
Listened to Everyone’s Life
Stories on the Other Side of
the Stinky Shoe Counter Hehe
i Didn’t Particularly Like the Way my
Purple June Birthstone Went With the
Gold of that Jumbo Class Ring in High
School So i Went With the Gold of November
And Now it Really Glitters on my Left Hand
When i Dance Like a Lady Bug on my Finger
Indeed it Floats With Wu Wei Ease Effortless as
Planets
That Orbit Stars
And Stars That
Orbit Black Holes
That Perhaps Birth
New UNiVeRSES into
Existence From a Balance
of Torsion and Spin as Stars
Go to Their Death in Black Holes
Yet Perhaps Resurrecting Entire New (As Theories Spiced
With Quantum Mechanics Suggest) UniVerses as Indeed
We aRe All Star Flowers
And Seeds too
Just Like
Lady
Bugs Indeed
With SMiLes
No Matter Who They
are as They Surely Don’t
Worry About What They May Be Named…
Interesting Where Free Association on A Whim
May Take Us Through The Corridors of Life Experience
Creating New Pathways to Relate As Well As Your Eclectic
Writings Provide
A Myriad of
Prompts in
One Post For A
Field Trip to Perhaps
Even A New UNiVeRSE of Creativity…
In Other Words Hehe As Usual Thanks..:)
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