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Billboard Wisdom: A Splash of Authenticity, Laughter, and Kindness

If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say?


Behold the mighty freeway billboard—a canvas suspended in the air, waiting to unleash a nugget of wisdom upon the speeding masses. If I had the chance to emblazon my message across the skyline, it would be a symphony of authenticity, laughter, and a sprinkle of kindness.

In a world that often feels like a chaotic carnival, my billboard would stand tall, proudly proclaiming: “Be Genuine, Not Generic: Unleash Your Unfiltered Awesomeness!”

Let’s dissect this masterpiece of guidance, shall we?

**Authenticity Rules:**
In a cosmos where authenticity sometimes feels like a rare Pokémon, the first commandment is clear—be yourself, unapologetically. No need for masks or disguises; let your quirks and imperfections shine. After all, life is too short to be a cardboard cutout.

**Kindness is King:**
Next on the billboard playlist is a reminder to sprinkle kindness like confetti. It’s astonishing how a simple act of decency can be a game-changer. So, whether you’re conquering the corporate ladder or sipping coffee at the local café, kindness is the secret sauce that makes everything taste better.

**No Room for Nastiness:**
Now, here’s where the magic happens. The billboard would exclaim, “No Nasty Necessary!” It’s a call to arms against the toxic notion that success requires trampling over others. Let hard work and fairness be your allies, not backstabbing and deceit.

**Feedback: A Spoonful of Honey:**
Feedback is the salt and pepper of personal growth, but it doesn’t have to taste bitter. So, the billboard suggests, “Feedback, Like Honey, Not Vinegar.” Constructive criticism can be a sweet nudge toward improvement. Let’s ditch the vinegar—no one needs a sour aftertaste.

**Shared Laughter, Not Derision:**
Lastly, the billboard would echo the sentiment that laughter is the universal language. “Laugh Together, Not Apart” is a reminder that shared chuckles build bridges, not walls. Find common ground in the joy of laughter, not in tearing others down.

And there you have it—a freeway manifesto that champions authenticity, kindness, and a good belly laugh. Because in the grand circus of life, we could all use a billboard that nudges us toward being better, kinder versions of ourselves. After all, a little splash of wisdom against the backdrop of brake lights might just make the commute a tad more enlightening.

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  1. “Authenticity Rules, Kindness is King (And or Queen), Nor Room For Nastiness
    (Yes Always Room For Clever Bugs Bunny And Natural Pink Panther Wit With
    Room For Road Runner to Escape Wile E and Elmer Fudd too Hehe and Of
    Course ‘The Inspector’ too), A Spoon Full of Honey (God Yes Love ’em
    Till it Practically Makes ‘Em Queasy hehe From Too Much Sugar
    Coated
    Wit
    What else
    God No Yes)
    Shared Laughter
    Not Derision (Make
    The Destination of Hell
    Feel Like The Trip to Paradise hehe)”

    Dear Lord Pure Genius With Angel Wings
    You Bring Dear Miriam And It Just So HaPPeNS
    Yes “IT Happens” to Quote Forrest Gump As Usual too

    “Bazinga!” i Only Had 499 Mobile Billboards Purchased As
    Gift For me By my Wife And Sister And Now With Christmas

    i Finally Broke the 500 Barrier of 501 With a Raccoon Expressing
    Surprise at UFO’s on the Horizon And Of Course ‘Big Foot’ With
    SHades On Waving the Victory Sign Clever Enough STiLL Not to Get

    ‘Canceled’ It’s True God Yes Story Rules As Long As Story CarrieS
    On The Legend Will Never Be Overruled ‘They’ Will Be Discussing

    ‘Big Foot’ Long After Taylor Swift Was Only a tiny Wink in

    Her Father’s Eye Yet of Course YouTube or ‘MusKTuBE’

    WiLL BRinG Her Back to Life No Different

    Than Beethoven Over Two

    Centuries Ago Still

    LiGHTiNG Up

    3 Full Movements
    of Soul With Moonlit Sonata’s
    For What i Do With Frednata’s
    And Several Different YouTube
    Videos to Theme Around 3 to 6 Thousand Words of Lyrics too

    Short Stories of Course in All the Terms and Conditions i Do

    So Back to Those T-Shirts Fashioned into Mobile Billboards

    Providing Messages Even Sublime to those Recipients

    All around my Metro Area of Public Dance So

    AMuSinG The T-Shirts Are They Fill and

    Feel Up Two Closets in my Home

    Somewhat hehe to the

    Chagrin of my Wife

    Filling and

    Feeling Up Hers too

    Yet Hey She is the Purchasing
    And Receiving Agent and Financial
    Manager of All The Nuts i’ve Saved Up

    “Ain’t my Fault” Ain’t Gonna make

    A Scape Goat of me This Go Around

    When i Was A Child Yes my Mentors

    Were Bugs Bunny, Pink Panther,

    And Road Runner, Really

    That’s All i Need to

    Know Other than
    What The Bee Gee’s
    And John Travolta Taught
    me About Dance And ‘STaYiN ALiVE’!!!

    True Somewhat of a Messenger for
    Those Quick Enough to Taste The
    ‘Wit and Spit’ of What i BRing With the ‘Friction of the Day’

    Not Any ‘Rush’ “Today’s Tom Sawyer” And All The BLusH..;)

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