When I first heard about The Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing, I thought it was a movie pitch. You know, something sandwiched between Pacific Rim and Kung Fu Panda. But nope, it was real. Over three days, robots from 16 countries competed in running, kickboxing, and soccer. Some even nailed backflips and obstacle courses. Others? They fell on their robot faces. A lot.
Alan Fern, a robotics professor, summed it up perfectly: “The robots are still dumb.” Which, let’s be honest, is reassuring. Until you remember that even our “dumb” robots are already smarter than the guy who tried to microwave a frozen burrito in its plastic wrapper.
Now, as a New Yorker, I can’t hear about humanoid robots without my brain auto-playing the Terminator soundtrack. That ominous da-dum, da-dum-da is embedded deep in our subway announcements and the clank of the 6 train. Every time the lights flicker in the tunnel, I half-expect a T-800 to stomp out of the shadows demanding my MetroCard. Which soon won’t exist anyway.
Sure, the experts insist we’re decades away from real Skynet. But let’s not ignore reality: some humans are already marrying AI chatbots. So maybe the problem isn’t that robots are dumb. Maybe it’s that humans are. After all, if you think Alexa truly cares how your day went, I’ve got a nice bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.
So yes, the Humanoid Robot Games show us how far the industry has to go. But they also show us something scarier: if robots are still this clumsy and we’re already handing them medals, marriages, and moral authority, who exactly is the dumb one in this equation?
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Considering Some Humans ‘Marry The Eiffel Tower’
And Other ‘Monuments’ Like That Particularly in the
Stories they are
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Where i’m From Very
Close Relationships
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At All Dear Miriam Particularly
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Failed Humanoid Relationships
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Some Folks Will fall For AI ‘Things’ too
And Even attempt to Marry Them too
As Yes the Human Condition Will be
Very Imaginative ThiS WaY Basically
Hallucinating “ITs” Reality Based
On the Hallucinations And Or Stories
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Or Solo
All on the Go
Uniquely Stranger
Than Ever before too
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Most Any Type of Systemizing Intelligence
Related Human CuLTuRaL Endeavor and even
Write Unlimited ‘Standard Form’ Poems on Love
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Or Even Lamp
On A Desk and
It Fails Miserably
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Ways Other than Flow Far Beyond
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Provide a ‘Formula’ In Systemizing Ways to do it too
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Up Words Yet Putting them in Ornate Shapes without
‘Thinking’
Is Far Beyond
What Systemizing
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ever do in either Human
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Emotional Intelligence almost similar
to Machines
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Materially
Reduce the
World Without
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