Where’s the remote? Under the dachshund.
Where’s my phone? Also under the dachshund.
Where’s the one document I need for this meeting that starts in 2 minutes? You guessed it: dachshund butt territory.
He sits on the things I need most. But maybe, just maybe, he’s onto something.
Maybe the message is:
If it’s important, protect it. If it’s too stressful, sit on it for a bit. If someone needs it urgently… make them offer you a treat.
Truth: Not everything needs to move right away. Sit on it. Think. Rest. You’ll get up when you’re ready.
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Butt Dialing the Phone
Butt Dialing the Remote
Lost Yet Found Again
No need to Ask Siri
or Alexa When
Your Dog
Butt Dials
The Phone
And Remote
For You Dear Miriam
A Similar Issue at my Home
A Big Catholic Bible Blessed
By the Pope Gift to my Irish
Born X-Catholic Priest Grandfather
As True in His Priestly Career in
Tandem With PHD’s He Served as
Counsel to the Pope for Legal Matters
Yet i Digress
Into the Foundation
of the ‘Blessed Bible’
As That Day Our Cat Yellow
Boy Blessed the Bible With Only
Words to Approximate Human Soul
Yes You Guessed
It With His Butt
Just Relaxing
On the Soft
Worn Cover
of the Elaborately
Illustrated Biblical Work of Art
Still Sitting Atop my 53 Year-Old Piano
My Wife was Not too Happy at this
Catly Behavior That She Did Not See
As Saintly At All Yet i Explained Yellow
Boy’s Butt Is Alive And Those Are Only
Dead Words in a Book As Prescribed by
Innumerable Ghost Authors And Scribes
Changed By Mistake and Intention too
Whereas Yellow Boy
Lives in Breath and
HeART Beats
For Real
And So Does
His Sacred Bible Butt
Story Now 6 Years and
3 Months After His Death
Hehe as Long as Our Whirlpool
Washer Lasted Replaced Yesterday too
On Just Another
Good Friday For
You See i Just Resurrected
YellowBoy’s Life in a Sacred
Bible Butt Cat Story True IT
(And the Old Whirlpool
Washer Too)
Happens
Then
And
Now Again Too…
As Yellow Boy ReTuRNS AGAiN
True THere is An Alchemic Soul
FeeLeD Element of Story True Yet
Always Only An Approximation
Of What’s
Really Real
of Our HeART
Beats and Breaths of
All Of Us For Real Now…
Yet Indeed Stories Bring
‘Pet Cemeteries’ to Breath
By Birth
Of Covers
Pages
Words
Letters
Yes
for
Humans too
iN This Place With
No Sun or Moon or
Stars Heavenly So Online too
Hmm RaiSinG A Bit of Hell Then
And
Now True
Then Again New too..:)
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inspiring metaphor
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