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Life Truths from the Dog Couch, Vol. 4: When in Doubt, Sit on It



Where’s the remote? Under the dachshund. 
Where’s my phone? Also under the dachshund. 
Where’s the one document I need for this meeting that starts in 2 minutes? You guessed it: dachshund butt territory.

He sits on the things I need most. But maybe, just maybe, he’s onto something.

Maybe the message is: 
If it’s important, protect it. If it’s too stressful, sit on it for a bit. If someone needs it urgently… make them offer you a treat.

Truth: Not everything needs to move right away. Sit on it. Think. Rest. You’ll get up when you’re ready.



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  1. Butt Dialing the Phone
    Butt Dialing the Remote

    Lost Yet Found Again

    No need to Ask Siri
    or Alexa When

    Your Dog
    Butt Dials
    The Phone
    And Remote
    For You Dear Miriam

    A Similar Issue at my Home
    A Big Catholic Bible Blessed
    By the Pope Gift to my Irish
    Born X-Catholic Priest Grandfather

    As True in His Priestly Career in
    Tandem With PHD’s He Served as
    Counsel to the Pope for Legal Matters

    Yet i Digress
    Into the Foundation
    of the ‘Blessed Bible’

    As That Day Our Cat Yellow
    Boy Blessed the Bible With Only
    Words to Approximate Human Soul

    Yes You Guessed

    It With His Butt

    Just Relaxing

    On the Soft
    Worn Cover
    of the Elaborately
    Illustrated Biblical Work of Art

    Still Sitting Atop my 53 Year-Old Piano

    My Wife was Not too Happy at this
    Catly Behavior That She Did Not See
    As Saintly At All Yet i Explained Yellow

    Boy’s Butt Is Alive And Those Are Only

    Dead Words in a Book As Prescribed by
    Innumerable Ghost Authors And Scribes
    Changed By Mistake and Intention too

    Whereas Yellow Boy

    Lives in Breath and
    HeART Beats

    For Real

    And So Does
    His Sacred Bible Butt
    Story Now 6 Years and
    3 Months After His Death

    Hehe as Long as Our Whirlpool
    Washer Lasted Replaced Yesterday too

    On Just Another
    Good Friday For
    You See i Just Resurrected
    YellowBoy’s Life in a Sacred
    Bible Butt Cat Story True IT

    (And the Old Whirlpool
    Washer Too)

    Happens
    Then
    And
    Now Again Too…

    As Yellow Boy ReTuRNS AGAiN

    True THere is An Alchemic Soul
    FeeLeD Element of Story True Yet

    Always Only An Approximation

    Of What’s
    Really Real
    of Our HeART
    Beats and Breaths of
    All Of Us For Real Now…

    Yet Indeed Stories Bring
    ‘Pet Cemeteries’ to Breath

    By Birth
    Of Covers
    Pages

    Words

    Letters

    Yes
    for
    Humans too
    iN This Place With
    No Sun or Moon or
    Stars Heavenly So Online too

    Hmm RaiSinG A Bit of Hell Then

    And
    Now True
    Then Again New too..:)

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