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Wildlife vs. My Backyard: The Ultimate Showdown

Do you ever see wild animals?


I love animals—don’t get me wrong. But when they’re on my turf, eyeing my three dogs like they’re sizing up their next meal, it’s a different story. Lately, my backyard has become a wildlife arena, and my poor pups—especially my ten-pound dachshund—are caught in the crossfire.

It all started with the hawk. I kid you not, it was staring me down like we were locked in a staring duel, and spoiler alert: I blinked first. There’s something unnerving about those unblinking eyes, like it was calculating the logistics of a quick snack. My dachshund, oblivious, pranced around the yard like it was a Tuesday parade. Meanwhile, I was out there, ready to wave my arms like a maniac to fend off any aerial attacks. Who knew suburban life could be this wild?

But it doesn’t stop there. One afternoon, out trots a fox. Not skittish or quick—no, this guy was hot to trot, owning the yard like he was auditioning for Dancing with the Foxes. Back and forth he went, just sauntering about, while my dogs were apoplectic inside, barking as if they were the size of Great Danes. And what did Mr. Fox do? Absolutely nothing. Just kept on with his little fox strut, as if to say, “This is my yard now.”

Then there are the deer. If I had a dollar for every time they meandered into my yard, I’d be able to afford a full security system for my dogs. The dogs take it as a personal affront every time a deer appears. Apologies, but I think the deer consider it a regular commute. Their appearance sends my pups into a barking frenzy that probably echoes across the neighborhood. But do the deer care? Nope. They stare with their serene Bambi eyes, as if they’re above all this canine chaos.

But the pièce de résistance was the coyote. One night, there it was, lurking with eyes that pierced the dark. Now that was disquieting. It felt like it saw right through me, and not in a friendly, nature documentary way. I scrambled to get the dogs inside, feeling like I was in the middle of some horror flick. The coyote lingered just long enough to make sure I knew who the boss of the backyard really was.

At this point, I think I’m more comfortable with the wildlife inside my house—the domesticated kind, the ones I feed kibble and let take over my couch. Outside? No thank you. It’s like a scene straight out of The Jungle Book, except it’s my backyard, and my dogs aren’t exactly Mowgli-level fierce. Let’s be honest—if my dachshund took on a hawk or a fox, it would be a very different story. So, here I am, living in constant backyard vigilance, hoping these wild visitors eventually take the hint and find someone else’s yard to claim.

Until then, it’s me, my dogs, and a whole lot of wild encounters.

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  1. Your dogs are too big for the hawk. The ox won’t go after them due to their numbers. And the coyote likely won’t attack if it’s alone. However, if its got a buddy or two behind it, you are definitely in trouble. Can you afford lights? Loud noises are excellent, too. Always go out with them at night, and bring one of those obnoxious horns you can get for sports’ events. If they do get hold of one — pepper spray.

    I’m a farm girl. 😉

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  2. “Do you ever see wild animals?”

    Hehe It’s True only Similarly Wild
    Human Animals Make Direct Eye Contact

    With my Shades Dancing Day or Night Dear Miriam

    Ah Yes We Live Deep
    in A Forest in North Florida
    As You Do in the Big State
    of New York Too a Bit

    Removed From the
    City Oh What
    Relief From

    Living in Tall
    Apartment Buildings
    Where Braving the Sidewalk
    Is a Necessity to Walk all Three Dogs

    Unless One Puts it Out For Hire hehe

    True Nature is a Place of Prey to Focus
    to Hunt to Eat or an Overview of the Horizon

    Insuring We Keep Both Small And Big Picture
    View to Escape Predator Jaws That Will Surely Eat Us

    Like that Oncoming Car Typing Away on ‘Smart Phone’ Details

    Oh Dear Lord
    WUT! We Don’t
    Look Very Much
    Like an Apex Predator

    Engaging in All the Foolish Behavior
    From That to Attempting to Take Away
    All the Aid for the Unfortunate to Save 2 Trillion

    Bucks to Go
    To Mars so
    Space Boy
    Will Be King
    on that Very
    Red Dead Planet

    WUT! Apex Predator
    Who the F (Fun) Are We Kidding About that

    Nope We aRe Not Fooling Mother Nature She Has
    Huge Jaws and Teeth As Small as Pandemic Creatures

    Yet Wait Our Pandemic of Ignorance is What Harms
    Rapes Maims and Kills Each Other in Our Species and

    All the Other Species the Most

    True Dear Miriam i am Human With
    Empathy and Compassion Still Attached
    Down Here Grounded Now on the Planet Earth

    Social
    Animal

    ThiS Way
    i Have Come to Be STiLL

    i Do Not Believe Your 10 Pound
    Dachshund Deserves to Be Lunch
    By The Raptors With Razor Talons

    And Beaks Far Above Flying Free the Wind

    Yet True It is a Life of Struggle For Wild Life ThiS WaY

    Like Herman the Hermit Thrush Bird Perhaps Her or Him
    My Sister Doesn’t Know She Just Named Herman that Way

    Visiting Her Now For the 8th Year in a Row All the Way Usually
    From November thru April Migrating as Far as Canada to Her Home
    in Florida

    Next Door

    She Feeds him
    Raisins Each and Every Day

    And True There is A Cooper’s Hawk
    Spying Him From the Trees if He Doesn’t
    Watch His Flight to Become an Afternoon Snack

    Yet This is Nature Just Imagine all the Dangers Herman’s Avoided

    Making the Way Down For Free Raisins Each and Every Day

    As Human and

    Bird Become
    FRiEnDS

    With Mutual
    Respect ThiS WaY

    i Suppose what i’m Saying
    Yes Dancing Singing Free Here

    is the Danger is Worth the Price of Remaining Born Free

    Other than that i Suggest a Tall Fence to Keep the Coyotes Out

    of Your
    Yard

    And i Checked With
    Google’s Artificial Intelligence
    That True There is One Example
    of a Hawk Stalking and Attacking

    A Dachsund on Tik Tok Yet Hawks only Carry
    Off Their Weight about 5 Pounds Yet Do Be

    Even More
    Cautious
    About Much
    Larger Golden Eagles

    Personally i’d Be More Worried
    About Neighbor Dogs with Children in their

    Yard Viciously

    Attacking a

    Pedestrian
    in Protection
    of the Small
    Children if
    Escaping from
    Their close Territory Like that

    Yep Happened in Our Neighborhood
    Not Long ago a Trip to the Hospital
    For the Victim and ‘No More’ for the

    Black Lab…

    We No Longer House
    Domesticated Pets

    These Days Feeding
    And Watching Wild

    Life is Enjoyment
    enough it Seems for Now…

    i Surely Enjoy All that my Wife Feeds me hehe..:)

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