So apparently, there’s a 4% chance an asteroid could smack into the Moon in 2032. NASA scientists are already brainstorming ways to save us from a lunar mess. Like “kinetic disruption missions” involving nuclear explosives to blow it apart. Basically, high-stakes cosmic pest control.

But honestly? I think we need kinetic disruption missions right here on Earth. Daily. Forget asteroids. Let’s talk about those meetings that spiral so far off course you start questioning your life choices. Someone please send in a kinetic disruption to nudge the PowerPoint off the screen and blow up the circular debate before it devours another hour of our lives.

Or how about arguments that careen past logic and into the dark abyss of “you always” and “you “never”? Yes indeed, time to deploy a mini-deflection to steer that conversation back before it becomes a full-scale relationship crater.

And then there are the everyday foot-in-mouth moments. The “Did I just say that out loud?” asteroid barreling straight toward social disaster. Kinetic disruption, please! A quick blast to redirect the trajectory before you’re stuck explaining yourself for the next decade.

If only NASA could spare a team for Earthly nonsense management. Until then, we’re left with coffee, humor, and the occasional tactical bathroom break as our own low-grade disruption tools.

Who knew saving the Moon and saving your sanity might require the same strategy?