Silly me
Indeed
Forgot the baby’s socks

Silly me
Indeed
Almost put the yogurt in the pantry box

Silly me
Indeed
Poured coffee into the baby bottle

Silly me
Indeed
Needed mega caffeine doses to reach full throttle

Silly me
Indeed
I rinsed out the toast

Silly me
Indeed
Scheduled for today
One hundred and one meetings
Through which I cannot coast

Silly me
Indeed
Broke bread with the frenemy
While longing for a Midori sour

Silly me
Indeed
Wished upon an itchy palm
So that staff wouldn’t be so dour

Silly me
Indeed
Entertained the complaints of the narcissistic by the hour

Silly me
Indeed
Left the soda in the freezer
Pop pop pop

Silly me
Indeed
Dalloped hemorrhoid cream under my eyes
Cause that’s how Tyra said I could smize

Silly me
Indeed
Lounged on the couch watching Pretty Little Liars
For a healthy dose of paranoia

Silly me
Indeed
I get to do it all over again tomorrow

The End