People love to say, “The universe has a plan.” Okay. But has anyone checked if the universe filed the right paperwork? Because sometimes it feels like my request for cosmic justice got stuck in interstellar HR. No call back. No follow-up email. Nada. But here’s the thing: the […]
The sun and I? We’ve been in a long-term, complicated relationship. The kind where one of us shows up hot, bright, and full of promise… and the other ends up with heat rashes on their pinkie. Yes, my pinkie. Don’t ask me how that’s even possible. It’s as […]
I am a dog person. Through and through. 100% bark-over-meow certified. I love their loyalty, their goofy excitement over the mundane, and the way they flop over dramatically like life is a stage and they’re the main act (which they are). I have three. They’re my ride-or-die snuggle […]
There I was, ready to write the most insightful, witty, culturally relevant blogpost ever. It was going to be fire. Viral. A masterpiece. And then… Poof.Gone. All my thoughts flew off with the birdies outside my window. Literally. One minute I was brewing a metaphor, the next, I […]
Does karma have a deadline? It’s a question I keep circling back to like that leftover Tupperware you keep meaning to clean out but instead just open, smell, and regret. I believe in karma. I do. Firmly. Deeply. With Bronx-born intensity. I believe what you put out there […]
Some days, I work from home. Some days, I try to work from home. And some days, I resign myself to the fact that my dachshund is actually the one running the house. Because he will bark. At. Nothing. A speck of dust? Bark. A leaf that dared […]
This week, I kept a promise. Not to a friend, not to a coworker, not to the dentist I keep ghosting. No, this one was just for me. And let me tell you—keeping a promise to yourself hits different. Like finding the perfect avocado on the first try […]
There I was, watching the first episode of White Lotus, sipping my caffeine of choice, expecting satire, sunburns, and a healthy dose of awkward privilege. But then came that line— “Let us calm our chattering monkey minds.” I snorted. Laughed. Paused the show. Because honestly, that one hit […]
The daffodils are popping, the pollen is plotting, and somewhere in the background, the calendar whispers: May is coming. Which means one thing—it’s my birthday month. Yes, I’m that person. I stretch my birthday into a soft, full-length feature film, with previews starting mid-April. Two weeks out and […]
So I spotted a tiny rash the other day and my first thought wasn’t “maybe I brushed against a bush” or “I should change my detergent.” No. My brain, in its glorious hypochondriac majesty, screamed MEASLES. Not mild skin irritation, not a rogue mosquito bite—nope, full-on outbreak, cue […]
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