Ah, Monday. The great illusionist. The David Blaine of the calendar. One moment it’s 8:00 a.m. and you’re mapping out your grand plans, whispering motivational quotes to yourself like you’re about to scale Everest in heels. And then—poof!—it’s 5:43 p.m., you’re unsure of what actually got done, and […]
Today, I got one of those oh-so-helpful “On This Day” memory nudges from my cloud drive. You know, those digital ghost notes that chirp: *Hey! Remember this magical moment from April 27th in 2017, 2019, 2022…? Well, apparently, I was very busy pretending to enjoy things on past […]
Every morning, like clockwork, my middle pup stakes out the sun spot. You know the one — that little slice of golden warmth on the rug between the hours of 9:00 and 10:15. And every morning, he lies in it like he discovered electricity. He doesn’t care that […]
People love to say, “The universe has a plan.” Okay. But has anyone checked if the universe filed the right paperwork? Because sometimes it feels like my request for cosmic justice got stuck in interstellar HR. No call back. No follow-up email. Nada. But here’s the thing: the […]
I just got back from Antigua—and yes, I know it’s officially Antigua and Barbuda, but I didn’t make it to the second half of that party, so let’s just focus on where I was, shall we? Here’s the thing: I had no itinerary. No spreadsheet. No bullet-pointed “Top […]
The sun and I? We’ve been in a long-term, complicated relationship. The kind where one of us shows up hot, bright, and full of promise… and the other ends up with heat rashes on their pinkie. Yes, my pinkie. Don’t ask me how that’s even possible. It’s as […]
I am a dog person. Through and through. 100% bark-over-meow certified. I love their loyalty, their goofy excitement over the mundane, and the way they flop over dramatically like life is a stage and they’re the main act (which they are). I have three. They’re my ride-or-die snuggle […]
There I was, ready to write the most insightful, witty, culturally relevant blogpost ever. It was going to be fire. Viral. A masterpiece. And then… Poof.Gone. All my thoughts flew off with the birdies outside my window. Literally. One minute I was brewing a metaphor, the next, I […]
Does karma have a deadline? It’s a question I keep circling back to like that leftover Tupperware you keep meaning to clean out but instead just open, smell, and regret. I believe in karma. I do. Firmly. Deeply. With Bronx-born intensity. I believe what you put out there […]
Some days, I work from home. Some days, I try to work from home. And some days, I resign myself to the fact that my dachshund is actually the one running the house. Because he will bark. At. Nothing. A speck of dust? Bark. A leaf that dared […]
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