Scientists recently thawed bacteria trapped in ice for something like thirteen thousand years inside Scărișoara Cave in Romania, which is already the kind of sentence that makes me feel like humanity is poking at something that should have stayed in a locked narrative box labeled Do Not Disturb. […]
Lately the news has felt like a slow drumbeat of mortality. You see familiar faces. People you grew up watching, people who seemed woven into the background of your life and suddenly their names are trending next to words like illness, cancer, ALS, loss. You see names like […]
New York City is powered by three things (1) caffeine, (2) rent anxiety, and (3) people who wake up each morning and think, “You know what? I bet I can pull this off.” Enter one man, one night’s stay, and the absolutely majestic idea that if you play […]
New York City is many things at 2:30 a.m. Romantic if you’re in love. Philosophical if you’re walking home alone. Regret-adjacent if you’ve just eaten pizza you didn’t need. But every once in a while, it turns cinematic. A few nights ago, a man apparently launched himself into […]
OK. Here’s my thing today.This is not my lane.This was my spouse’s lane.Three years ago, if you had asked me about extraterrestrials, I would have handed the microphone to EsoterX and gone back to writing about trauma, attachment, and why people overshare in elevators. But lately? The universe […]
I was scrolling through one of my streaming services which one, I cannot say. Not because it’s classified, but because at this point they all blur together into one endless buffet of content I don’t have time to consume. And then I saw the title: If I Had […]
There’s a hotel trend that started quietly a few years ago, like all bad ideas do. At first it showed up as a “modern design choice.” Then a “European vibe.” Then suddenly you’re standing in a hotel room brushing your teeth while your travel companion makes direct eye […]
On February 5, Elon Musk, the guy behind Tesla, SpaceX, and X (formerly Twitter, formerly a bird, formerly our collective sanity), posted a short message on his own platform: Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about. Then he added a sad emoji. […]
Have you recently uttered the phrase “Well, I didn’t have that on my bingo card.” Same. When I was a kid, I had this wheel bingo game I used to play with my mom. You’d spin the wheel, a number would land, and we’d mark our cards with […]
The Super Bowl between the Seattle Seahawks and the New England Patriots was not about flash. It was not about swagger. It was not about perfectly coiffed quarterbacks or cinematic slow-motion spirals. It was about defense. Which, frankly, feels psychologically correct for the moment we’re in. I was […]