Some days I wake up, skim a few “news” articles (and I’m using the term as loosely) and I’m greeted with a new trend. Apparently, women are ditching their pants. Lauren Sánchez. Sabrina Carpenter. Miley Cyrus. Wait. She ever wore pants? A whole parade of famous folks are […]
Today, I’m offering some life’s little news bites that oddly feel like therapy prompts. Summer’s here, the city’s sweaty, and even the news feels like it’s melting into metaphors. This week, while sipping my ever hot coffee (since I stubbornly don’t do iced coffee) and contemplating whether I’m […]
Apparently, in Norway, not only are the fjords majestic, but the citizens also possess superpowers like the ability to sleep through a 500-foot container ship crash-landing on their front lawn. Yes, Johan Helberg of Byneset woke up not because of the world’s loudest alarm clock, but because a […]
Ah, May. The month of tulips, Taurus birthdays, and apparently, baboons with boundary issues. As I sip my antihistamine-laced tea and contemplate the existential dread of summer speeding toward us, I can’t help but marvel at the bizarre happenings around the globe. Let’s dive into some of madness. […]
Ah, the weekly roundup of “Did that really just happen?” You know how it goes: you sit down with your cup of coffee, open the news, and suddenly realize we are living in an absurdist play where logic took a permanent vacation. Let’s dive into the carnival of […]
Here I go again. My wacky news post of the week. I just have to. I need to. The world has been a whirlwind lately, with everything feeling like it’s spinning faster than a carousel on caffeine. Between global news headlines that make my head spin and personal […]
What is the last thing you learned? Here we go again, folks. It’s 6:30 a.m., and I’m watching Bloomberg morning news with my coffee in hand, pretending I care about global markets as I squint at the screen. But, as usual, something strikes me, not the stock exchange […]
The world is a strange place. Just when you think things can’t get any weirder, a fresh batch of wacky news stories rolls in like a pie to the face—leaving you equal parts baffled and bemused. From head-scratching inventions to humans doing what humans do best (acting absolutely […]
What a week, huh? Heavy headlines all around. So, naturally, I had to do a little mental detox and dive into some of the silliest news stories from the past few days—because, let’s face it, we all need a break from doomscrolling. And boy, did I find a […]
Lately, I’ve switched up my morning routine. After giving up on traditional news channels—because let’s face it, who has the bandwidth for the endless cycle of doom and gloom—I’ve found myself tuning into Bloomberg News. And here’s the thing: they keep talking about whether something is “sticky.” “Is […]