Category: The Seasons

Like a sweaty wrecking ball

Well folks, it’s not even July and the heat has already come in like a sweaty wrecking ball. That’s right Miley! The kind of heat that seeps into your bones and short-circuits your brainwaves. You know it’s bad when the street pigeons are panting and the corner bodega […]

Autumn gives me swagger

What is your favorite type of weather? Ah, weather—everyone has their favorite. Some folks thrive in the winter wonderland, others bask in the summer sun like lizards on a hot rock. But me? I’ve had to do some serious thinking on this. Let’s break it down, shall we? […]

I’m wondering: is sneezing cardio?

Ah, springtime! The season of blooming flowers, longer days, and… uncontrollable sneezing? Yep, here I am, sneezing my way through what’s supposed to be a lovely day, sounding like a broken air horn. Honestly, I should charge admission for this performance – a sneeze symphony, if you will. […]

March, you tease me so!

March, you tease. Every year, like clockwork, March rolls around and plays with my emotions. One day, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and I’m convinced it’s time to banish the winter coat to the back of the closet. I strut around in my lighter jacket, […]