Category: The Seasons

Like a sweaty wrecking ball

Well folks, it’s not even July and the heat has already come in like a sweaty wrecking ball. That’s right Miley! The kind of heat that seeps into your bones and short-circuits your brainwaves. You know it’s bad when the street pigeons are panting and the corner bodega […]

Autumn gives me swagger

What is your favorite type of weather? Ah, weather—everyone has their favorite. Some folks thrive in the winter wonderland, others bask in the summer sun like lizards on a hot rock. But me? I’ve had to do some serious thinking on this. Let’s break it down, shall we? […]

I’m wondering: is sneezing cardio?

Ah, springtime! The season of blooming flowers, longer days, and… uncontrollable sneezing? Yep, here I am, sneezing my way through what’s supposed to be a lovely day, sounding like a broken air horn. Honestly, I should charge admission for this performance – a sneeze symphony, if you will. […]