Voltaire once said, “Cherish those who seek the truth but beware of those who find it.” This quote has unknowingly to me been my guiding light, a mantra that has shaped my journey through life. As someone often praised for fairness and integrity, I’ve embraced the role of […]
In the latest installment of “Nature’s Gone Bananas,” I bring you: cocaine sharks. Yes, you read that right. Just when you thought the ocean was safe, our finned friends are now out there showing signs of cocaine ingestion. Move over, Jaws—this summer’s blockbuster might just be a wild […]
In today’s installment of “Seriously, What’s Going On?”, a UFO in New Jersey has been slapped with a parking ticket. Yes, you read that correctly. Not even extraterrestrials are safe from the wrath of meter maids. Picture this: a quiet evening in Hoboken, suddenly interrupted by a shimmering […]
Just when you thought 2024 couldn’t get any weirder, Costco has decided to spice things up by selling an “apocalypse bucket.” Yes, you read that right—a 25-year emergency dinner kit, perfect for those of us who like to plan ahead… way ahead. Is this a savvy business move […]
It’s past midnight, and here I am, eyes glued to the glow of my phone, scrolling through Twitter like it’s the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Spoiler alert: it’s not. Instead, I’m bombarded with cat videos, political rants, and that one guy live-tweeting his epic […]
I finally got stung by a bee. For years, I’ve been mortified of this very moment, ever since I watched “My Girl” and sobbed through the tragic bee sting scene. That was the first movie that ever made me cry, and it left an indelible mark on my […]
Ah, Saturdays. A day for rest, relaxation, and perusing the oddities of the news world. Let’s dive into a couple of head-scratchers from today’s headlines and find some levity amidst the madness. First up, the story of a Florida man who tried to evade arrest by cartwheeling away […]
Ah, Generation X, the cohort that practically invented resilience. We were the latchkey kids, roaming free without GPS tracking, learning independence from a young age. Our afternoons were filled with MTV, where Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” was the anthem of rebellion. Commercials taught us how to battle everything […]
After years of commuting through the urban jungle, I’ve come to a startling conclusion: we should subsidize earphones for everyone, especially those crammed into crowded trains. Picture this: it’s 7:30 a.m., and you’re wedged between a chatty Cathy on her morning call and a big, burly 20-something guy […]
It’s a totally random Tuesday, and I started with a grand plan for tacos. But life had other ideas. Instead, I stumbled upon an offbeat restaurant I’d never been to (and probably won’t return to), where I watched an epic Spain vs. France Eurocup match. The game was […]
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