Do you need time? Do I need time? What does that even mean? I live by time. I run on it. I am time. My calendar and I are so in sync that if it ever disappeared, I might actually disintegrate like a Marvel character in the blip. […]
You ever walk through soup? Not metaphorically. I mean real, breathable soup. That was me today on my way home. Dragging my legs like they were filled with lead and regret through the thickest, heaviest air this side of a pressure cooker. The kind of air that slaps […]
Ten months ago, I ditched my Apple Watch. It was a clean break. No regrets at first—I had switched to a different type of smartwatch. But that new one gave me a rash, and nobody wants validation that comes with an itchy price. So, I made do with […]
Everyone lives for the weekend. You know, those glorious two days where we’re supposed to kick back, let loose, and forget about the grind. Except… when your body decides to betray you. That’s right, I’m talking about the cruel irony of getting sick on the weekend. This weekend? […]
What part of your routine do you always try to skip if you can? Let’s talk about routines. You know, those pesky little things we all roll our eyes at, but deep down, we know we need. My dogs are experts at routines—they expect their walks at the […]
List 30 things that make you happy If it makes you happy, it can’t be that bad. Oh, Sheryl Crow, you’ve wormed your way into my brain once again. And speaking of brain worms, how did Sheryl end up dating Lance Armstrong? But I digress. And honestly, digressing […]
Ah, Monday—our old, uninvited friend. This one starts with a bang: my car refuses to work, the weather forecast promises a toasty 90 degrees, and a heat rash has made an unwelcome appearance. Classic Monday, right? Pop culture has a field day with the Monday blues, and it […]
This morning, as I stepped outside to toss out the recycling, a gentle serenade greeted me—the sweet, melodic chirping of birds. Unlike the past, where arrhythmias cast a shadow of trepidation, today brought forth a skip in my heart. Not the irregular dance of palpitations for which I […]
What are your favorite physical activities or exercises? In the realm of physical activities, where ellipticals hum and walking shoes find their rhythm, an unexpected contender has joined my daily workout ensemble – gardening. Yes, you heard it right. I, the self-proclaimed non-owner of a green thumb, have […]
If you didn’t need sleep, what would you do with all the extra time? Ah, the tantalizing prospect of a life without the tyranny of sleep – a realm where the night extends its arms, not to lull you into slumber, but to embrace the boundless possibilities of […]