We’ve all been there. You’re having a perfectly fine day, and then—bam!—you run into someone who has a special talent for being utterly annoying. These are the folks who, with their lack of self-awareness and a pocket full of excuses, make you question your commitment to kindness. Yet, […]
Ever felt your Monday was weird, wacky, and just a tad bit wet? Well, dive into this: the Merlympics. Yes, you read that right. I make up words all the time. So why not today? While I was sipping my third cup of coffee trying to stay awake, […]
This weekend, my son and I ventured into the chaotic, irreverent world of “Deadpool & Wolverine,” a movie that somehow manages to blend snark, sentiment, and superhero shenanigans into a cinematic cocktail that’s impossible to resist. Marvel, once again, flexed its box office muscles, raking in a jaw-dropping […]
If you could bring back one dinosaur, which one would it be? If I could bring back one dinosaur, it wouldn’t be the ferocious, people-chomping kind. Oh no, I’d summon a chatty T-Rex with a flair for storytelling. Let’s call him Rex the Bard. Picture it: a T-Rex […]
In the latest installment of “Nature’s Gone Bananas,” I bring you: cocaine sharks. Yes, you read that right. Just when you thought the ocean was safe, our finned friends are now out there showing signs of cocaine ingestion. Move over, Jaws—this summer’s blockbuster might just be a wild […]
In today’s installment of “Seriously, What’s Going On?”, a UFO in New Jersey has been slapped with a parking ticket. Yes, you read that correctly. Not even extraterrestrials are safe from the wrath of meter maids. Picture this: a quiet evening in Hoboken, suddenly interrupted by a shimmering […]
In today’s episode of “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up,” a gang of thieves in California has been arrested for the great avocado heist of 2024. Yes, you heard that right—avocados. Apparently, the allure of creamy green goodness was just too much for these desperados to resist. Picture […]
Just when you thought 2024 couldn’t get any weirder, Costco has decided to spice things up by selling an “apocalypse bucket.” Yes, you read that right—a 25-year emergency dinner kit, perfect for those of us who like to plan ahead… way ahead. Is this a savvy business move […]
It’s past midnight, and here I am, eyes glued to the glow of my phone, scrolling through Twitter like it’s the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Spoiler alert: it’s not. Instead, I’m bombarded with cat videos, political rants, and that one guy live-tweeting his epic […]
In today’s edition of “What the Heck is Happening?”, a small town in Idaho has been thrown into a tizzy over a mysterious waffle iron that supposedly fell from the sky. Yes, you read that right—a waffle iron. It seems even the cosmos is craving some breakfast carbs. […]
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