Sometimes I am very silly. Very silly, indeed. I am a fairly smart woman but there are times, namely in the am before coffee, where I’m a bit fuzzy and may not think through everything in a particular scenario. Such was life one day this past week.
I was still recovering from my bout with the flu. I was not drinking as much coffee, as a result. I was more focused on my orange juice and my echinacea tea with honey. But I managed to drink one cup of coffee. Yet, one cup was not enough to help me get dressed that morning.
I had just recently ordered a cute new long dress through Amazon. I put it on to see how it would look not completely wedded to wearing it that day. It looked fine but I wondered if I should wear another dress. I went to take off the dress and couldn’t. I could not get it past my head. I laughed. I tried and tried. I laughed. I tried some more. I sighed. I looked at the scissors. I shook my head at myself. I sighed. I decided to just leave the dress on as is.
I got ready and left for work. Throughout the day people commented on how cute the dress was. I smiled and thanked people for the compliment. Meanwhile, inside my head I knew that I might have to cut the dress off of me.
Eventually I made it back home and somehow I thought that maybe I’d have better luck in getting the dress off. No go. I tried and tried to pull it up and off all the time wondering how could I find myself stuck in a dress. I started getting frustrated and tried yanking it over my head. Then I heard a zipper ripping sound. I looked and realized there had been a side zipper all along. What had I been thinking? I hadn’t. I had been a zombie all day. Hopefully, I’ll remember to look next time.
Zombified. What a life.
Categories: Coffee, Fashion, Psychology, society, women
No doubt if i was a Woman
I’d have to ask my Wife
Where the Zipper is
To get out of a Dress…
(Yes.. if i was a Woman
I’d Still be Married
To a Woman there
Is no other way for me)
She Travels Around
With A Balloon
Filled With
Helium constantly
And Occasionally
Violently Yanking
It Back Down
To Earth
Anyway… A Best
Sign of Mental
Health is
When
We Jovially
Laugh at our
Self and
Make
Silly a
Delight in Life…
Your Story is Fun!..:)
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Need to change
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After all those compliments, I hope you have kept the dress.
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I have. Need to fix that zipper though. Lol. Oops
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One of those moments when you wish you had a dresser person. Been there and felt that!
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Oh, that would be lovely 🙂
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Exactly the same thing has happened to me…twice!
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No way. Well, here’s to our wackiness! 😉
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Lulu: “A side zipper! That sounds complicated. I’ll stick with just wearing my collar!”
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Hehe. Love it!! 😉
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The side zipper! P.S. Junior’s is my favorite!! Love their sandwiches!
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The side zipper will get you everytime 😉 junior’s can be quite awesome and still huge servings…
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😉
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Hehe cheers
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I can imagine you! 😂😂😂 I think smart people always do these kind of things. You are for sure smart 😉
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Haha. I’ll take your perspective:-)
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Oh my! Did that in a dressing room trying on a shirt. No zipper. I finally did make it out. I consider getting it off cardiovascular exercise!
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Haha. Yes, one can get a workout that way. 🙂
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😂🤦♀️
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